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harmfuljays
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've Been to the shitter 3 times this morning..........the last time I sat in there for almost 45 minutes.............farting uncontrollably the whole time.

EVIL!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've Been to the shitter 3 times this morning..........the last time I sat in there for almost 45 minutes.............farting uncontrollably the whole time.

EVIL!


I know I shouldn't laugh but I can't help myself.

Maybe my couple of months of super healthy diet before even getting on the Kashi prepared my system for the fiber shock?

Anyway in my house a little gas is just called being prepared for battle.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I would be ok with a little gas..........but there's a dump truck rumbling through my intestines and the gas has been audible in 2 meetings so far this morning.

People in the shitter think I am f'n dying......

I've already got IBS so this isn't reallly helping out in that department either......
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I'd sure be pissed at what ever asshole gave you the idea to even try the stuff.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RW's weight update: 03/12/2008 results posiive I'm down to 285. My daily calorie count is running between 2000 and 2500.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

harmfuljays wrote:
KASHI GO LEAN IS EVIL! It should be Kashi go gas pain and shits. Fuck Kashi Go Lean!

Watch out Butch do not eat this shit!


Laughing DUDE! What the hell is Kashi Go Lean ? I'll take your word for it!


harmfuljays wrote:
I've Been to the shitter 3 times this morning..........the last time I sat in there for almost 45 minutes.............farting uncontrollably the whole time.

EVIL!


DUDE!!!!! Laughing I'm sorry, but Laughing

You laughed at me on Mt. Mansfield afterall! Mad



RW wrote:
RW's weight update: 03/12/2008 results posiive I'm down to 285. My daily calorie count is running between 2000 and 2500.




DUDE!!!!!!! Shocked

If I'm reading properly, that's 20 lbs in 2 wks? That's incredible! Keep up the good work!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RW wrote:
RW's weight update: 03/12/2008 results posiive I'm down to 285. My daily calorie count is running between 2000 and 2500.


Great stuff Skip!

That sucks Jay Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ever since I started buying Stride gum I've basically stopped eating. The gum keeps its flavour for so long you forget to spit it out. I have one after lunch and I don't eat anything until dinner 6-7 hours later. I used to eat dinner at around 6-7, now I eat dinner an hour later just to get more mileage out of the gum.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm slowly getting back to running.... my elbow, shoulder, back, and knee all hurt Mad . But, I'm back on the diet wagon so hopefully I can get back down - I'm approaching 200 again and not all of it is added muscle...

SuperPump should be called SuperDump. Holy FUCK did it give me the runs when I started on it about a year ago. And we're talking sneak attacks too... when you thnk you're gonna fart and FUCK... not even sharting, like full on... dangerous thing to consume outside of the home Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I don't think its Kashi Go Lean after all Craig so you are off the hook (but I am still bitter about your Fantasty Hockey showings)....f'n a man I think it was just this weird ass stomach bug....and now my poor 9 month old daughter has it...she cried all night.

I had some toast and a coffee this morning but that's it.....its in a constant state of gurgle.....

I told the instructors at the gym yesterday and they said they eat Kashi all the time and there was something else wrong with me. So then I sprinted off to the wrecker in the locker room...and I drop the long bomb....and then I hear one of them laughing at me! And he says so sorry Jay.....as he is giggling his ass off.

After kickboxing class and running 2 miles I had to wreck again......and this time some guy I don't even know says...........Wow that was you dropping all that ass in there? That's talent............

I said no sir....that's a problem.

I don't mean to discuss my stomach bug...but damn!

Excellent Job Skip!

I think I am all set for my 7K Runnin of the Green on Sunday....I cut my 2 mile below 8 minutes per. Bring on the Beer and smokes!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back on topic......I am down to 200 flat.......time for some smokes and beer!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RW update for 03/26/2008:

Weight: 259 lbs.
Blood Pressure: 123/79
Sitting heart rate: 73

I'm up to about a 1/2 mile / 1 kilometre walking a day, 15 situps and my weightlifting continues apace.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RW wrote:
RW update for 03/26/2008:

Weight: 259 lbs.
Blood Pressure: 123/79
Sitting heart rate: 73

I'm up to about a 1/2 mile / 1 kilometre walking a day, 15 situps and my weightlifting continues apace.


Wow RW, Is that 46 lbs in about a month or two Shocked

If so, serious congrats, and what is your secret?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have any big secrets I just cut my caloric intake down to 2,000 to 2,500 calories a day and started to excercise. I'll admit I went even more lo-fat in my diet than I was before. But that's about it. I also suspect a lot of water loss because I started drinking gatorade by the litres. I've been pissing like a race horse. I feel like I'm tied to the bathroom some days. I'm also expecting to hit a wall here shortly too.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well in any event, 46lbs in about 2 months is incredible.

Well done!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great job RW! Seems the sooner people realize a combo of good diet + exercise is the solution and give up on some miracle fix the better.

Oh and of course a steady supply of Kaski Go Lean. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've added a lot more artichokes, string beans and brussel sprouts to my diet (usually one of the three with my dinner).

I'm just shitting away the pounds...literally.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

E.L.in.H.D. wrote:
I've added a lot more artichokes, string beans and brussel sprouts to my diet (usually one of the three with my dinner).

I'm just shitting away the pounds...literally.


That's funny E.L. I eat Brussel sprouts a couple times a week since I started eating healthy. They seem meaty for a vegetable to me and they really suck up flavour.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awesome stuff, Skip!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done RW!
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