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DH
Lloyd's Minster
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Location: Alberta
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Ever play urinal lottery at the bar?
Toss a loonie into the urinal before you piss....check back at your next leak break (less than an hour if you're putting back some brewskis)....and odds are good that it'll be gone. |
Awesome! What's a loonie? $1.00? I think I have a few Susan B. Anthony dollars around ... I kind of want to try that now! |
Yeah, a loonie is Canadian-talk for a dollar. Next time I'm going to try with 50 cents...see how desperate some people are and how little I have to pay them to dig around in my piss. |
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
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Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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| Alabama Man wrote: |
| DH wrote: |
Ever play urinal lottery at the bar?
Toss a loonie into the urinal before you piss....check back at your next leak break (less than an hour if you're putting back some brewskis)....and odds are good that it'll be gone. |
Awesome! What's a loonie? $1.00? I think I have a few Susan B. Anthony dollars around ... I kind of want to try that now! |
Yeah, a loonie is Canadian-talk for a dollar. Next time I'm going to try with 50 cents...see how desperate some people are and how little I have to pay them to dig around in my piss. |
Stick some super glue on it 
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
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So do you win anything other than the satisfaction of knowing that some dude was digging in your piss?
You could up the stakes and lay a triple coiler in the toilet and balance a fiver on it. |
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Tuzer
No longer Croozing
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So do you win anything other than the satisfaction of knowing that some dude was digging in your piss?
You could up the stakes and lay a triple coiler in the toilet and balance a fiver on it. |
This is the best thread ever Amazing how many urinal storys out there in OTP land |
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Stinky
Woman of Color of the Post
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| Farang wrote: |
So do you win anything other than the satisfaction of knowing that some dude was digging in your piss?
You could up the stakes and lay a triple coiler in the toilet and balance a fiver on it. |
This is the best thread ever Amazing how many urinal storys out there in OTP land |
There was a grunty pooper in one of the stalls of the metro toronto convention centre yesterday. It sounded like he was waking off. once I finished my wizz and repackaged my vera (wang) i saw a set of light switches by the door.
stinky just couldn't resist...
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, but not
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Location: I'm here, aren't I?
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And just think... Chris18 hasn't even made an appearance yet...
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
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I don't know if I've shared this one before, but a friend of mine was taking a dump in a Burger King downtown. He finished his business stood up and started pulling up his pants. At that point the guy in the next stall lunged halfway under the divider, just enough to reach into the toilet and grab a log. He then looked at my friend and shoved the log into his mouth.
I asked my friend if he kicked the guy. He told me that he just wanted to put as much distance between himself and shitgrin as possible.
While my friend recounted the story to me he gagged several times. |
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Tuzer
No longer Croozing
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| I don't know if I've shared this one before, |
Um.....No,No you haven't but thankyou very much for that. |
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
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Steer clear of the washrooms at the Burger King at Robson & Granville.
Actually, steer clear of Burger King altogether. |
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1576
Location: MTL Police: stay out ma bizness
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*E.L. reads post, calmly retreats from room walking backwards*
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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Location: Denver
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Lordy I think I'll just observe quietly outside this thread...  |
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Stinky
Woman of Color of the Post
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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GOOD LORD SKIRTBOY!
you hang out in weird places.
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harmfuljays
King of Men
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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I don't know if I've shared this one before, but a friend of mine was taking a dump in a Burger King downtown. He finished his business stood up and started pulling up his pants. At that point the guy in the next stall lunged halfway under the divider, just enough to reach into the toilet and grab a log. He then looked at my friend and shoved the log into his mouth.
I asked my friend if he kicked the guy. He told me that he just wanted to put as much distance between himself and shitgrin as possible.
While my friend recounted the story to me he gagged several times. |
Are you serious? First off I would have stomped on this ass......I think your friend was on Hallucinogens...... 
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
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I know, fucked up, eh? This was like eight years ago and my buddy still won't go into that particular Burger King. The idea of kicking the guy sprung into my head right away and then I thought about it, if I was looking down at some dude who had my shit all over his face I'd probably just try to get far, far away and chalk the whole incident up bad luck. |
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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I know, fucked up, eh? This was like eight years ago and my buddy still won't go into that particular Burger King. The idea of kicking the guy sprung into my head right away and then I thought about it, if I was looking down at some dude who had my shit all over his face I'd probably just try to get far, far away and chalk the whole incident up bad luck. |
I'd ask where the CKY cameramen were.
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