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Bosc Ulrich II
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:21 am Post subject: Avery rushed to the hospital

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/hockey/rangers/2008/04/30/2008-04-30_sources_rangers_star_sean_avery_hospital.html

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Rangers bad boy Sean Avery, unconscious and not breathing, was rushed to a Manhattan hospital Wednesday morning in cardiac arrest just hours after his team's playoff loss, sources said.

Avery, 28, arrived at St. Vincent's Medical Center about 3 a.m., according to the hospital source. The Rangers had just lost 5-3 a short time earlier in the Stanley Cup playoffs against the Pittsburgh Penguins at Madison Square Garden.

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:26 am Post subject:

Wow. Last night I turned to my roommate in the 3rd after Avery dumped the puck in and said "that's the first thing I've heard from him all night", despite the fact he had an assist. Was he labouring then, or was this something that happened after the game? _________________ It's backwards time.

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:28 am Post subject:

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=236340&lid=headline&lpos=topStory_nhl Well, that certainly is a different scenario than described above. _________________ It's backwards time.

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:31 am Post subject:

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:34 am Post subject:

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While in hospital doctors discovered Avery's mysterious second and third assholes. "That explains a lot", said Mt. Sanai Doctor Adam Goldbloom, "he's a real prick - even while heavily sedated, he found a way to piss me off and I was trying to help him."

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Jyrki21
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:39 am Post subject:

Injury report: NEW YORK RANGERS Blair Betts (questionable) - face Chris Drury (questionable) - shoulder Sean Avery (indefinite) - karma _________________

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:42 am Post subject:

Jyrki21 wrote:

Injury report:

NEW YORK RANGERS

Blair Betts (questionable) - face
Chris Drury (questionable) - shoulder
Sean Avery (indefinite) - karma

Brilliant!
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Av-merican
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:51 am Post subject:

Wonder if anyone's actually going to visit him other than a creepy Olsen twin?

Hounsy
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:54 am Post subject:

Av-merican wrote:

Wonder if anyone's actually going to visit him other than a creepy Olsen twin?

Broduer...but that's only for a good old fashioned mock pity party.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:55 am Post subject:

Av-merican wrote:

Wonder if anyone's actually going to visit him other than a creepy Olsen twin?

He's got a couple of descrete gals that will come by to offer some 'outcall' sympathy...
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject:

Brodeur was waving a stick in front of the surgeon during the procedure. _________________ Beat my drum down in Mexico! To Tijuana, Tijuana here we go!

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject:

E.L. wrote:

Brodeur was waving a stick in front of the surgeon during the procedure.

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject:

Apparently the injury occured in the first period, and he didn't miss a shift. Playoff hockey... gotta love it. _________________ It's backwards time.

Hounsy
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:21 pm Post subject:

real men consider having a spleen a sign of weakness. _________________ Lang may yer lum reek!

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:14 am Post subject:

I wonder if this is what his Spleen looked like? _________________

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:24 am Post subject:

I can only hope the surgeon was a fan of hockey and humanity, and gave the dirtbag a vasectomy while he had him under. _________________ In a country so proud of its democracy, whyare we trying so hard to convince our children that they are little monarchs?

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:25 am Post subject:

Chris18 wrote:

I can only hope the surgeon was a fan of hockey and humanity, and gave the dirtbag a vasectomy while he had him under.

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