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skinnem
Poster Girl for OTP
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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Location: Toronto
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| I find the best way to avoid such accidents is to keep one foot located i one's own mouth at all times... |
I love you Mark/Razz!
And Farang - honest to god - childbirth was a 3 and a half hour process for me - piece of cake compared to having toenail half ripped off. Seriously. There was no time to have drugs during childbirth, but the endorphins are going so mental, you kind of forget the pain. The body is pretty amazing that way.
The doctor gave me morphine before burning through my toenail - but once the morphine wore off, the pain was definitely excrutiating - and of course, being the "accident prone" person that I am, I have stubbed my toe twice - and almost dropped a coffee mug on it.
Now I know why they use pulling fingernails out as a form of torture. It really hurts dammit. |
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skinnem
Poster Girl for OTP
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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Location: Toronto
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| razzmatazz wrote: |
| I find the best way to avoid such accidents is to keep one foot located i one's own mouth at all times... |
Of course that only holds true if you have only one foot ( or one mouth) |
OH MY GOD!
Today, I saw a one legged man riding his bike |
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Yeah, I guess, I don't know though, I saw a lot of pain in childbirth, although once the epidural was administered it was all shits and giggles. I did stub my baby toe this weekend and I nearly went through the fucking roof and that was nothing compared to what happened to you. I also threw my nose directly into my friend's fist and I must have cracked something cause it makes a funny noise when I move it now. I also clanged the side of my head off the corner of a kitchen counter, right on my fucking temple. All in a weekend. |
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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| Just wait till I get home and tell my wife I have experienced pain like child birth...man this is going to be sweet when she realizes she can no longer hold that one over me. |
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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You never know how much you stub your toes until you do something to one of your nails. I had an ingrown toenail on one of my big toes and had the nail cut 3 times. It's freakin agony when you stub one with an ingrown toenail.
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
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| Just wait till I get home and tell my wife I have experienced pain like child birth...man this is going to be sweet when she realizes she can no longer hold that one over me. |
Yeah for what it's worth that was a bad idea.
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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Location: Denver
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| Yeah, I guess, I don't know though, I saw a lot of pain in childbirth, although once the epidural was administered it was all shits and giggles. I did stub my baby toe this weekend and I nearly went through the fucking roof and that was nothing compared to what happened to you. I also threw my nose directly into my friend's fist and I must have cracked something cause it makes a funny noise when I move it now. I also clanged the side of my head off the corner of a kitchen counter, right on my fucking temple. All in a weekend. |
Um...gentlemanly disagreement?
Got a fingernail crunched in Cali's door leading to his garage trying to hold said door open for Cali's girlfriend Courtney who was on crutches at the time. Hurt like hell but it was more gross than anything, went golfing w/Cali a few weeks later and by then it was black and pussy and leaking all over the place. Ew.
Also had a thumbnail crunched in a car door when I was little, they also had to burn a hole in it to relieve the pressure, except instead of acid they heated a paper clip on a bunson burner... |
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
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People are lining up to kick me in the crotch today. 
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saskhab
'03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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Location: Saskatoon!
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| People are lining up to kick me in the crotch today. |
I was wondering what that line was for.
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
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| I was wondering what that line was for. |
Yes and I forgot my cup.
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
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| People are lining up to kick me in the crotch today. |
I was wondering what that line was for. |
Dammit, I thought it was for the Line Ride.
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
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| Dammit, I thought it was for the Line Ride. |
Not the first time my crotch has been mistaken for an Amusement ride.
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Bosc Ulrich II
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| Bosc Ulrich II wrote: |
| Dammit, I thought it was for the Line Ride. |
Not the first time my crotch has mistaken for an Amusement ride. |
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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If I've said it before, I'll say it again, I love online shopping at the Victoria's Secret site...  
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Stinky
Woman of Color of the Post
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I hate when my sinuses make my teeth hurt.
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PattyLa16
Queen of the Random Thought
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I <3 after hours parties.
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
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Ow. You are shitting me. |
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Stinky
Woman of Color of the Post
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Ow. You are shitting me. |
No man, I'm in pain. The dry prarie air is fucking terrible for an ocean side boy like me.
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| I hate when my sinuses make my teeth hurt. |
Ow. You are shitting me. |
No man, I'm in pain. The dry prarie air is fucking terrible for an ocean side boy like me. |
My biggest beef is the pollens on the prairies... Never had allergies like I have now...
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Lillith
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Location: Second Star to the Right
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Am back from a great day of training - the manager not only understood the "Rite Aid" scheduling -she excelled. Whooowee.
We (me, Manager, Asst Manager & my other trainer) went out to dinner. We closed Outback. Randy (TEAM TRAINER) and I only had to drive about 50 feet to our hotel - Dottie (Mgr) had to drive 30 miles to her home.
Dottie got home fine and Randy and I got blotto in his room's hot tub.
I hope to get into the Blue Ridge Mountains today.
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