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treebait
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| Dudes like the song for obvious reasons |
I don't get that either... Gay men don't get me all short of breath! But, I accept that some things are beyond my comprehension...including why lesbians are so hot. (That's not to say I haven't used men's fascination with lesbians to score free drinks, I just don't understand why it works so well!)
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saskhab
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| E.L.3000 wrote: |
| Dudes like the song for obvious reasons |
I don't get that either... Gay men don't get me all short of breath! But, I accept that some things are beyond my comprehension...including why lesbians are so hot. (That's not to say I haven't used men's fascination with lesbians to score free drinks, I just don't understand why it works so well!) |
The funny thing is that the actual lesbians I know don't get me hot at all. Once the relationship is normalized or put in context... it's just not nearly as sexy. But if it's rather random and/or careless, I guess it's just the idea of girls going wild that does it for me. 
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It's not hot Lesbians though that we are after... it is hot bi-sexual woman that allow us the fantasy or potential reality of threesomes.
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| treebait wrote: |
| E.L.3000 wrote: |
| Dudes like the song for obvious reasons |
I don't get that either... Gay men don't get me all short of breath! But, I accept that some things are beyond my comprehension...including why lesbians are so hot. (That's not to say I haven't used men's fascination with lesbians to score free drinks, I just don't understand why it works so well!) |
The funny thing is that the actual lesbians I know don't get me hot at all. Once the relationship is normalized or put in context... it's just not nearly as sexy. But if it's rather random and/or careless, I guess it's just the idea of girls going wild that does it for me. |
True dat, strip clubs are about 10X more fun if you can bring a cute female friend who likes that sort of thing.  Besides, the strippers get into it a lot more.
If you can find it on YouTube there's a somewhat chuckle-worthy SNL skit about a bunch of guys who get their wish of seeing HLA right in their home and get something a little too, uh, lesbian for their liking. |
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the New Cunning Linguist
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| Gay men don't get me all short of breath! But, I accept that some things are beyond my comprehension...including why lesbians are so hot. |
That's the second time I've heard that from a young woman - the other time it was my wife's 22 year-old-cousin; even my wife admits to enjoy watching two attractive women make out... Well, maybe 'enjoy' is too strong a word. I know she isn't offended by it and even acknowledges that she'd sooner see two women go at it than watch a hetero couple...
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| The funny thing is that the actual lesbians I know don't get me hot at all. Once the relationship is normalized or put in context... it's just not nearly as sexy. |
I think this is at the crux of it. I mean is anyone even remotely interested in what goes on behind closed doors between Portia del Rossi and Ellen Degeneres? Or Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson?
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| But if it's rather random and/or careless, I guess it's just the idea of girls going wild that does it for me. |
Agreed.
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It really was quite dumb of me not to bring a jacket with me to work.
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Bosc Ulrich II
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I think this is at the crux of it. I mean is anyone even remotely interested in what goes on behind closed doors between Portia del Rossi and Ellen Degeneres? Or Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? |
Nah, but put Portia and Lindsay together...
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the New Cunning Linguist
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| the New Cunning Linguist wrote: |
I think this is at the crux of it. I mean is anyone even remotely interested in what goes on behind closed doors between Portia del Rossi and Ellen Degeneres? Or Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? |
Nah, but put Portia and Lindsay together... |
I was thinking the same thing... Conversely, imagining Degeneres and Ronson together does nothing for me. Maybe they just have to be attractive women...
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Now that I have ditched the LG Chocolate and got a brand new Samsung Glyde I feel all-powerful.
I think I should probably learn how to use it first though. |
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Bosc Ulrich II
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| Conversely, imagining Degeneres and Ronson together does nothing for me. Maybe they just have to be attractive women... |
Yeah you're a weirdo for just thinking about it, old man.
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treebait
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My reaction when I heard Portia de Rossi was with Ellen:
Her?
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My reaction when I heard Portia de Rossi was with Ellen:
Her? |
Anyone who has seen a Playboy centerfold with bio knows that hot girls love a good sense of humour.
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My reaction when I heard Portia de Rossi was with Ellen:
Her? |
She's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.
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My reaction when I heard Portia de Rossi was with Ellen:
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She's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. |
She's actually really cute!
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My reaction when I heard Portia de Rossi was with Ellen:
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She's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. |
She's actually really cute!
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Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.” Are you okay?
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Whaaaaat the fuck are you two talking about?  |
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Come on E.L. and Treebait...
It's like you're hogging her! Don't be such an Ann-hog.
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Oh, gross... the mayonegg! I'd forgotten about that!
It's COMING!!!!
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Come on E.L. and Treebait...
It's like you're hogging her! Don't be such an Ann-hog. |
"Check out the guy riding that hog back there."
"George Michael!"
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5 days later, my phone starts working again. I say starts because I was trying pretty much every day to see if it would work. Last night, finally works
Still have the 2-inch hole in my couch from the heat gun though  They really aren't kidding when they say it's hot.
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