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RW
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:44 pm    Post subject: Dear Santa Butch Reply with quote

An OTP tradition continues. What do you want for the holidays? Just ask Santa Butch and you shall receive. I feel that a man needs a maid (with apologies to Neil Young) This one will be just fine for me...


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harmfuljays
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like a 46" Sony XBR4 LCD screen.

I would also like Santa Butch to uproot me from this wretched town.

For those that are hungry.........pot Brownies....and then some Smartfood. For those that are in need of love..........a good few months of pumping without the headaches.

For the Man......a kick in the head.

For OTP some new blood.
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13utchy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kick ass! I gotta fix my avatar here
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tis the Season!

This is freakin' cool dude!!!!!!! Laughing

Mad
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Bosc Ulrich II
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Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Amazing picture Laughing
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Hounsy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will not sit on that guys lap.
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Like a good neighbor, only better


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:23 am    Post subject: Re: Dear Santa Butch Reply with quote

RW wrote:


No offence, Butch. But I'd rather look at this pic.
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Farang
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hounsy wrote:
I will not sit on that guys lap.


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Farang
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like every year I'll take three of whatever RW's having, new latex bedsheets and a gallon of olive oil.
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skinnem
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Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Santa Butch,

I've been a very naughty girl this year.

I think I need to bend over your lap and have you give me a spanking!

Laughing
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SLOTH
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Joined: 28 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

skinnem wrote:
Dear Santa Butch,

I've been a very naughty girl this year.

I think I need to bend over your lap and have you give me a spanking!

Laughing


In my best George Takei impersonation...

OH MYYY.......

Embarassed Laughing
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13utchy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Now that's ridiculous!

(Dude, George Takei kicks ass! Laughing ) Really, he's the best thing that happened to the show since Artie Lange.

(Props to Mark the Bagger of course, but he hasn't been on for God knows how long now! Mad )

Man, I'm having a tough time picking out X-Mas gifts here this season, but soon, very soon, Santa Butch will have to start handing out his gifts!

Oh my .... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... it looks like Vesa Toskala is playing some hockey to night!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here we have it .... Santa Butch hands out the 1st gift to Sloth:


OH MY!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp1bICcvw8Q
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SLOTH
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Santa Butch wrote:
And here we have it .... Santa Butch hands out the 1st gift to Sloth:


OH MY!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp1bICcvw8Q


Balloon Knot! hahaha...

THANKS SANTA BUTCH!
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Hounsy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could just wait for his next movie to come out. It looks...quality.

http://www.ninjacheerleaders.com/
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harmfuljays
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Santa Fog from Philly,

Thank you for giving me an extended lease on life with my dog for Christmas. I appreciate it.

F you cancer!

-Buzz from Brooklyn
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skinnem
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Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Farang wrote:
Like every year I'll take three of whatever RW's having, new latex bedsheets and a gallon of olive oil.


Dear Santa Butch,
Please do not give Farang Latex bed sheets.
I am allergic to latex.

Also Thank you for giving Jay more time with his dog - that's so awesome Jay Very Happy

And Santa,
If you would like a demonstration of what happened to that poor Santa in Connecticutt, I would be most happy to re-enact the whole ordeal with you, but perhaps, instead of laying charges, we could find a way to have a happy ending?!
Razz
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13utchy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear RW:

Unfortunately, the 'maid' you had pictured is presently in Santa's sleight. But fear-not! For you have been extra good this year & I will therefore leave something extra special for you!


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Farang
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

Okay, uh...I'm just not sure that I can quite handle three of him.
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Go Habs Go! Vive le CH!


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/25/gstring.santa.ap/index.html

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