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Don't want your kids anymore? Why not try a child swap?

 
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:39 am    Post subject: Don't want your kids anymore? Why not try a child swap? Reply with quote

Hey, it works for wives, why not take this thing through to its logical conculsion?

Seriously, I hope this is just somebody's idea of a joke. The new 'bonsai kitten' or something. Because this is pretty sick...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow...please tell me that's a hoax.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't wait for my kids to grow up a little so I can tell them that they were adopted...

Then tell them that it didn't work out so they were given back.

It's a hoax/phishing site... read any one of the "profiles"...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the advice on how to say goodbye in a stress-free manner.

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Be like step-parents the last few weeks to make it as easy as possible

If you’ve got some frustrations you’ve held back on, maybe this can be your week to let loose a bit. It may be therapeutic, especially considering how beneficial it may be to get it out of your system before you get your new familial component, or child if you prefer. Be careful to only leave emotional scars, considering the automatic demerits and devaluation points garnered for bruises on your trade merchandise. Let yourself embrace your feeling of disdain and distaste for this child you’ve already committed to letting go, but don’t go overboard in case the deal is unwound within the week.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where the kid dupes her dysfunctional parents into taking a trip to a facility that actually imprisons them and allows her to shop for new parents.
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