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Alabama Man
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: WORD OF THE DAY Reply with quote

Obamania

Definition: The national obsession with Senator Barack Obama

Taste the flavor of change... taste the Obamania!
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E.L.3000
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to be confused with oboemania, which I get everytime I hear Sonny and Cher's "I Got You Babe."
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



WHATCHA GONNA GONNA DOOOOOO.... WHEN OBAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a real American...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ObamaChicana

When the Black candidate seeks the Hispanic vote

this will be a new entry at Taco Bell soon
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lillith wrote:
ObamaChicana

When the Black candidate seeks the Hispanic vote

this will be a new entry at Taco Bell soon



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donkey Punch

Definition: The Donkey Punch is when you're engaged in anal sex and when you're about to ejaculate; you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

I donkey punched Meredith last night and It was awesome!

Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oooo I'ma try that!
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Alabama Man
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tony Danza

Definition: When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

"Man, I Tony Danza'd that chickenhead I took home from the bar last night."



When I heard Tom yell 'whose the boss' I knew he had just given Gina a Tony Danza.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you serious? Where's the Hot Carl? I certainly can't imagine these people that come up with these terms get much tail.

I don't know many woman who are going to hang around after being punched in the face. Maybe some ass smacking and or hair pulling........but no full on punching. Maybe all these terms are for gay dudes.....
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Alabama Man
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing For the record, I've never given anybody the Tony Danza or the Donkey Punch for that matter! I just thought it was important we broaden our vocabulary.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New Delhi Dot

Definition: After anal sex, poke your partner right between the eyes with your fecal covered cock. If you do it correctly, it should leave a "shit dot" similar to that worn by Hindus.

I gave Pradip a New Delhi Dot to cover the red one.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing That's fuckin sick dude Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jaysus...we go from Obamania to Shit Dot? Laughing
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Alabama Man
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry guys! Laughing They only get even more crude & offensive, so I'll stop if I must!

I'm just merely pulling these "words" off from urbandictionary.com - I saw that site a couple years back & thought it was hillarious ... especially the sentences used in an attempt to define the world.

John: I gave Jenny the ol' Alabama Hot Pocket last night - it was rad' man!

Matt: You sick fuck!


Don't even prompt me to put Space Docking on here!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't even prompt me to put Space Docking on here!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alabama Man wrote:
Donkey Punch

Definition: The Donkey Punch is when you're engaged in anal sex and when you're about to ejaculate; you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

I donkey punched Meredith last night and It was awesome!

Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!
Wasn't DHs team in the 2006-07 OTP fantasy pool called the Donkey Punchers?? Laughing
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Alabama Man
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Angry Pirate

Definition: When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval and at this point, he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

I gave your sister an angry pirate and thats why she's limping a little... Don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cincinnati Bowtie

Definition: When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a Cincinnati bowtie

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alabama Man wrote:
Cincinnati Bowtie

Definition: When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.

My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a Cincinnati bowtie
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cleveland Steamer

Definition: A sexual act by nature (fetish), the Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.


Michael Jackson will get a Cleveland Steamer everyday in the pen.
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