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Tuzer
No longer Croozing
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Cleveland Steamer
Definition: A sexual act by nature (fetish), the Cleveland Steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Tom wanted to break up with Sally after their last fight and he made his point to her by dropping her a Cleveland Steamer and leaving the bedroom.
Michael Jackson will get a Cleveland Steamer everyday in the pen. |
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Alabama Man
Now with 30% more rage!
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Dutch Oven
Definition: The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
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razzmatazz
Go Habs Go! Vive le CH!
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Location: Burnaby, B.C.
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Gas Chamber
Definition: When you light a shot of sambuca (or any flammable alcohol) and inhale the alcohol fumes. You get drunk/high/completely brain fucked very quickly. Warning: Alcohol goes directly to brain and can cause permanent damage if done repeatedly. Also, it looks silly (and you kind of waste the alcohol).
Directions: 1) Pour sambuca into a small glass 2) Light sambuca while keeping the vapours locked in with another glass on top. 3) Place straw in between the glasses and inhale slowly and deeply
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
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Poltergeist
Fucking a girl in her ass from behind, then switching with a guy without her knowing and walking in front of her waving
She was about to kick my ass when she found out that i wasnt fucking her in the ass, and that it was her dad...thats the poltergeist
The version that someone told me was even better. You walk outside of the house and wave at her through a window.
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Alabama Man
Now with 30% more rage!
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Poltergeist
Fucking a girl in her ass from behind, then switching with a guy without her knowing and walking in front of her waving
She was about to kick my ass when she found out that i wasnt fucking her in the ass, and that it was her dad...thats the poltergeist
The version that someone told me was even better. You walk outside of the house and wave at her through a window. |
No dude!  That's the Houdini!
Houdini
Definition (1): A Houdini is a sex act in where a male, who is fucking a chick doggy style in front of a first floor window, quickly pulls out, and his friend jumps in to continue banging her. the first man then proceeds to run naked and dance in front of his bitch outside the window. magic, eh?
Jack: Hey man, i need your help.
Joe: What's up?
Jack: I want to Houdini my girl.
Joe: Yeah, I'll help you!
Jack: I can't wait to see her face!
Definition (2): As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose and blasts his partner's face.
Damn, Jenny was so surprised when I busted a houdini last night.
There's a lot of controvery on the actual definition of the Houdini. I prefer the 1st one. The Poltergeist however does also indeed appear to be an accepted definition of this classic act.
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
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Definition (2): As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose and blasts his partner's face.
Damn, Jenny was so surprised when I busted a houdini last night.
There's a lot of controvery on the actual definition of the Houdini. I prefer the 1st one. The Poltergeist however does also indeed appear to be an accepted definition of this classic act. |
Yup, the second definition was the one that I'd heard for the Houdini...
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harmfuljays
King of Men
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All of these acts seem to be directly aimed at degrading females.
Here's a little something for the Ladies:
DUTCH KISS
A kiss given after oral sex, from one partner to the other, where which, the male ejaculate is swapped from mouth to mouth. Often preformed without the male partners concent when he forgets to give a curtecy tap
-Lucy gave me a Dutch Kiss the other night.. it was gross!
-Eww dude! you let her?
-No man, i forgot to tell her before I finished..
-Oh, well then you deserved it..
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Stinky
Woman of Color of the Post
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All of these acts seem to be directly aimed at degrading females.
Here's a little something for the Ladies:
DUTCH KISS
A kiss given after oral sex, from one partner to the other, where which, the male ejaculate is swapped from mouth to mouth. Often preformed without the male partners concent when he forgets to give a curtecy tap
-Lucy gave me a Dutch Kiss the other night.. it was gross!
-Eww dude! you let her?
-No man, i forgot to tell her before I finished..
-Oh, well then you deserved it.. |
Wifey gives me those all the time 
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Bosc Ulrich II
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| harmfuljays wrote: |
All of these acts seem to be directly aimed at degrading females.
Here's a little something for the Ladies:
DUTCH KISS
A kiss given after oral sex, from one partner to the other, where which, the male ejaculate is swapped from mouth to mouth. Often preformed without the male partners concent when he forgets to give a curtecy tap
-Lucy gave me a Dutch Kiss the other night.. it was gross!
-Eww dude! you let her?
-No man, i forgot to tell her before I finished..
-Oh, well then you deserved it.. |
Snowballing(Clerks is one of the greatest movies of all time)! I've never heard it called the Dutch Kiss.
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
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Snowballing is when two girls do it. The idea is they keep transferring the semen back and forth, and the wad gets bigger and bigger due to saliva build-up.
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Bosc Ulrich II
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| Snowballing is when two girls do it. The idea is they keep transferring the semen back and forth, and the wad gets bigger and bigger due to saliva build-up. |
Ahh, ok. The way that they described it in Clerks is like Dutch Kiss.
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
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DH
Lloyd's Minster
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Location: Alberta
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Donkey Punch
Definition: The Donkey Punch is when you're engaged in anal sex and when you're about to ejaculate; you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
I donkey punched Meredith last night and It was awesome!
Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag! |
Wasn't DHs team in the 2006-07 OTP fantasy pool called the Donkey Punchers?? |
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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Poltergeist
Fucking a girl in her ass from behind, then switching with a guy without her knowing and walking in front of her waving
She was about to kick my ass when she found out that i wasnt fucking her in the ass, and that it was her dad...thats the poltergeist
The version that someone told me was even better. You walk outside of the house and wave at her through a window. |
All I can think of is the Team America "secret signal" wave. That shit made Farang laugh. |
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skinnem
Poster Girl for OTP
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Posts: 258
Location: Toronto
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All of these acts seem to be directly aimed at degrading females.
Here's a little something for the Ladies:
DUTCH KISS
A kiss given after oral sex, from one partner to the other, where which, the male ejaculate is swapped from mouth to mouth. Often preformed without the male partners concent when he forgets to give a curtecy tap |
I had no idea that it had a name!
By the way, the courtesy tap should be mandatory behaviour! Also warnings would be nice - such as, "I have eaten asparagus, and therefore you should not swallow!"
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Chuck
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By the way, the courtesy tap should be mandatory behaviour! Also warnings would be nice - such as, "I have eaten asparagus, and therefore you should not swallow!"
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Courtesy tap? Not my job. Swallow or step away and I'll find someone else who will.
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Alabama Man
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Is Ron Paul really an idiot or are merely hoping onto somebody's bandwagon & buying into the spin?
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Chuck
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Is Ron Paul really an idiot or are merely hoping onto somebody's bandwagon & buying into the spin?
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He really is an idiot.
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
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SHARK
To forcibly remove clothing of unsuspecting women and expose them publicly, then fleeing the scene. Meanwhile, someone else records the whole event discreetly.
This has been popularized by videos from Japan showing this. Japanese guys are pervs.
"After I sharked her, she kept looking around for me while trying to cover up."
Example of sharking.
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