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Bear convicted of theft in Macedonia.

 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: Bear convicted of theft in Macedonia. Reply with quote

For continously raiding bee hives. The bear, who was convicted in absentia of theft and criminal damage, remains at large.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7295559.stm
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its reassuring to see that we aren't the only ridiculous sue happy country in the world.

I think the State should pay every time I eat Kashi Go Lean.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Its reassuring to see that we aren't the only ridiculous sue happy country in the world.

Charging someone with theft --> no lawsuits involved.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its still a ridiculous waste of resources. I will represent the bear and sue for emotional damage.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

harmfuljays wrote:
Its still a ridiculous waste of resources. I will represent the bear and sue for emotional damage.
Bruins fan eh? Standing up for dead bears everywhere...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz will obviously represent us.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're on your own. The bear I'll act for pro bono...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

razzmatazz wrote:
The bear I'll act for pro bono...


Isn't bestiality illegal where you live?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck wrote:
razzmatazz wrote:
The bear I'll act for pro bono...


Isn't bestiality illegal where you live?


It doesn't count as bestiality if they're dead, and he's sticking to it.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bosc Ulrich II wrote:
Chuck wrote:
razzmatazz wrote:
The bear I'll act for pro bono...


Isn't bestiality illegal where you live?


It doesn't count as bestiality if they're dead, and he's sticking to it.

Chuck, had you even heard of that classic OTP refrain (circa 2003)? Well, suffice to say, it has to do with fellating ex-ursines...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More to the point, it involved fellating deceased Ursines.
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