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harmfuljays
King of Men
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1507
Location: Djibouti
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Finally the foreclosure nightmare gets something right!
Neighbors
Ding Dong! The Tool is gone. Which old tool? The Drunken tool!
Ding Dong! The Drunken tool is gone.
Wake up – you’re not misled, raise the shades, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Drunken Tool is gone. He’s gone where shitbags go,
to the roach motel, yo-ho-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Drunken Tool is gone!
Then this is a day of Independence For all the residents of the cul de sac and their children.
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The Drunken old tool at last has fled!
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 1488
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Just in time for you to leave soon anyway?
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1962
Location: I'm here, aren't I?
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Great news, Harmy, although I'm sure we'll all miss hearing about his drunken lout misadventures... 
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... Because the old one, is well, old.
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 3477
Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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Nice, Harmy!
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13utchy
Now with 30% more rage!
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 763
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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.... He probably hit the jackpot on his workers' comp claim & just bought a house next door to you in the new neighborhood!
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skinnem
Poster Girl for OTP
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 276
Location: Toronto
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:52 am Post subject: |
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.... He probably hit the jackpot on his workers' comp claim & just bought a house next door to you in the new neighborhood!
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Oh my god - can you imagine?!
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harmfuljays
King of Men
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1507
Location: Djibouti
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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no........not quite......A lien was filed by the bank on the house in December....they left everything....even one of their shitbox cars.
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