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Bosc Ulrich II OTP Resident Historian

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 2930 Location: Your own blue line!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:21 am Post subject: Avery rushed to the hospital |
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http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/hockey/rangers/2008/04/30/2008-04-30_sources_rangers_star_sean_avery_hospital.html
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Rangers bad boy Sean Avery, unconscious and not breathing, was rushed to a Manhattan hospital Wednesday morning in cardiac arrest just hours after his team's playoff loss, sources said.
Avery, 28, arrived at St. Vincent's Medical Center about 3 a.m., according to the hospital source. The Rangers had just lost 5-3 a short time earlier in the Stanley Cup playoffs against the Pittsburgh Penguins at Madison Square Garden. |
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saskhab '03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!

Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 2966 Location: Saskatoon!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Wow. Last night I turned to my roommate in the 3rd after Avery dumped the puck in and said "that's the first thing I've heard from him all night", despite the fact he had an assist. Was he labouring then, or was this something that happened after the game? _________________ "Oh my God. There she is. Lovely Sally Slater. I should speak to her. But what the hell can I say? Anything that doesn't mention that I masturbate over her memory is probably a good idea."
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saskhab '03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!

Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 2966 Location: Saskatoon!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:28 am Post subject: |
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http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=236340&lid=headline&lpos=topStory_nhl
Well, that certainly is a different scenario than described above. _________________ "Oh my God. There she is. Lovely Sally Slater. I should speak to her. But what the hell can I say? Anything that doesn't mention that I masturbate over her memory is probably a good idea."
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Bosc Ulrich II OTP Resident Historian

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 2930 Location: Your own blue line!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: |
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Weird  _________________ Bring back the old OTP!
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Stinky Woman of Color of the Post

Joined: 19 Oct 2007 Posts: 815
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: |
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| While in hospital doctors discovered Avery's mysterious second and third assholes. "That explains a lot", said Mt. Sanai Doctor Adam Goldbloom, "he's a real prick - even while heavily sedated, he found a way to piss me off and I was trying to help him." |
_________________ The crowd once again showed its IQ level when it shouted ``U-S-A, U-S-A,'' during the fight. Their hero, Downie, is from Newmarket, Ont. |
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Jyrki21 Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 1594 Location: Ottawa, ON  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:39 am Post subject: |
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Injury report:
NEW YORK RANGERS
Blair Betts (questionable) - face
Chris Drury (questionable) - shoulder
Sean Avery (indefinite) - karma _________________
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Stinky Woman of Color of the Post

Joined: 19 Oct 2007 Posts: 815
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:42 am Post subject: |
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| Jyrki21 wrote: |
Injury report:
NEW YORK RANGERS
Blair Betts (questionable) - face
Chris Drury (questionable) - shoulder
Sean Avery (indefinite) - karma |
Brilliant! _________________ The crowd once again showed its IQ level when it shouted ``U-S-A, U-S-A,'' during the fight. Their hero, Downie, is from Newmarket, Ont. |
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Av-merican Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey

Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 1673 Location: Denver  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:51 am Post subject: |
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| Wonder if anyone's actually going to visit him other than a creepy Olsen twin? |
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Hounsy Reigning King of One-Liners

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| Av-merican wrote: |
| Wonder if anyone's actually going to visit him other than a creepy Olsen twin? |
Broduer...but that's only for a good old fashioned mock pity party. _________________ psssssssssssssshhh....bing bong ping bong bing bong...pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh. |
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Stinky Woman of Color of the Post

Joined: 19 Oct 2007 Posts: 815
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: |
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| Av-merican wrote: |
| Wonder if anyone's actually going to visit him other than a creepy Olsen twin? |
He's got a couple of descrete gals that will come by to offer some 'outcall' sympathy... _________________ The crowd once again showed its IQ level when it shouted ``U-S-A, U-S-A,'' during the fight. Their hero, Downie, is from Newmarket, Ont. |
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E.L.3000 Big in Japan

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 1359 Location: Finger?  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Brodeur was waving a stick in front of the surgeon during the procedure. _________________ The Love Guru is a comedy like the Leafs are a hockey team. - G&M's Rick Groen
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Bosc Ulrich II OTP Resident Historian

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 2930 Location: Your own blue line!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| E.L. wrote: |
| Brodeur was waving a stick in front of the surgeon during the procedure. |
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saskhab '03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!

Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 2966 Location: Saskatoon!  |
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently the injury occured in the first period, and he didn't miss a shift.
Playoff hockey... gotta love it. _________________ "Oh my God. There she is. Lovely Sally Slater. I should speak to her. But what the hell can I say? Anything that doesn't mention that I masturbate over her memory is probably a good idea."
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Hounsy Reigning King of One-Liners

Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 997
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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real men consider having a spleen a sign of weakness.
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SLOTH Hockeyjesus

Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 134
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: |
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I wonder if this is what his Spleen looked like?
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Chris18 Pride of Connecticut

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 79 Location: still here.  |
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:24 am Post subject: |
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I can only hope the surgeon was a fan of hockey and humanity, and gave the dirtbag a vasectomy while he had him under. _________________ In a country so proud of its democracy, whyare we trying so hard to convince our children that they are little monarchs? |
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Bosc Ulrich II OTP Resident Historian

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Posts: 2930 Location: Your own blue line!  |
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: |
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| Chris18 wrote: |
| I can only hope the surgeon was a fan of hockey and humanity, and gave the dirtbag a vasectomy while he had him under. |
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