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PattyLa16
Queen of the Random Thought
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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All of the people I love the most made my birthday special.
And I haven't even had my party yet.
I'm a lucky girl.
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PattyLa16
Queen of the Random Thought
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 696
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I GET MY NEW CAR TOMORROW!!!!!
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 1488
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Had my first root canal yesterday...not sure what all the hype is about it was painless.
Though it was a little creepy when the doc accidentally squirted me in the face with the rinse tool, giggled, then said " sorry, I'm sure you didn't come here planning on getting a facial" I want to believe he meant in a beauty salon sort of way but that doesn't fit the situation as well as the big perv meaning. 
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DH
Lloyd's Minster
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 399
Location: Alberta
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Hounsy wrote: |
Had my first root canal yesterday...not sure what all the hype is about it was painless.
Though it was a little creepy when the doc accidentally squirted me in the face with the rinse tool, giggled, then said " sorry, I'm sure you didn't come here planning on getting a facial" I want to believe he meant in a beauty salon sort of way but that doesn't fit the situation as well as the big perv meaning. |
"You might feel a small prick in your mouth..." |
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
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You know I don't remember the exact wording but he did say something like that during the freezing.
I've know found the tobias funke of Endodontist. Perhaps he is also a therapist and has made up cards that say....
Dr. A. Smith
ENDORAPIST
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treebait
The Master of 'Bait
Joined: 08 Jul 2008
Posts: 169
Location: Office Purgatory
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All-you-can-eat Indian buffet should be outlawed.... I feel like a big, round blob of butter chicken right now!
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skinnem
Poster Girl for OTP
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 276
Location: Toronto
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Hounsy wrote: |
You know I don't remember the exact wording but he did say something like that during the freezing.
I've know found the tobias funke of Endodontist. Perhaps he is also a therapist and has made up cards that say....
Dr. A. Smith
ENDORAPIST |
I just caught an episode of Arrested Development yesterday where Tobias is dressed as Mrs. Pennyfeather - or whatever it was that he called himself - and he's made sausages for breakfast and he says to Michael in his fake British accent, "Who wants a banger in the mouth?"
Tobias and his oblivious double entendres killed me! God I miss that show! |
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 525
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Mrs Fannybottom
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treebait
The Master of 'Bait
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also Mrs. Fingerbottom...depending on who you ask
What a classic that show was...
"Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!"
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PattyLa16
Queen of the Random Thought
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 696
Location: Buffalo, NY
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| treebait wrote: |
| All-you-can-eat Indian buffet should be outlawed.... I feel like a big, round blob of butter chicken right now! |
Mmmm...Indian. My cousin took me out for Indian the other day.
Mmmm....garlic naan.
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treebait
The Master of 'Bait
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I am slowly going crazy
1-2-3-4-5-6-switch!
Crazy going slowly am I
6-5-4-3-2-1-SWITCH!
That's just how I roll
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 2322
Location: Denver
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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FUCK!!!! Now one of my cats has gone missing. And no one I know who's lost their cat ever got it back alive...Cali included.  |
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
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| FUCK!!!! Now one of my cats has gone missing. And no one I know who's lost their cat ever got it back alive...Cali included. |
Good luck Av. for what it's worth I've a few times had cats come back after a week of going AWAL.
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 2322
Location: Denver
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:32 am Post subject: |
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| Hounsy wrote: |
| Av-merican wrote: |
| FUCK!!!! Now one of my cats has gone missing. And no one I know who's lost their cat ever got it back alive...Cali included. |
Good luck Av. for what it's worth I've a few times had cats come back after a week of going AWAL. |
Thanks...unfortunately she doesn't have her claws so she's not outdoorsy at all. And to top it off we have a lot of foxes and a few coyotes in the area.
Put flyers all over the neighborhood and in our complex mail room. Been walking around all night looking for her as well...just gotta check the local shelters and hope for the best. |
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1783
Location: Fuck tha MTL police
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Vroom like a Yamaha - chromed out eleven-hundred
What I'm doin'? Gettin' money. What we doin'? Gettin' money.
What they doin'? Hatin' on me, but they never cross
E.L.'s like a company, and bitch I'm the boss.
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saskhab
'03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 3841
Location: Saskatoon!
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A major thunderstorm last night caused a power outage for about two hours. This morning, I spent about that amount of time calling SaskTel about my set top box not working. My PVR is fried, but the other two basic boxes are working.
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 3477
Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Good luck Av and Sask 
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saskhab
'03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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Location: Saskatoon!
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I just sent a friend request on Facebook to a local high school kid named Peter Bruce.
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saskhab
'03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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Location: Saskatoon!
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| Good luck Av and Sask |
Wait, I need luck for that?
Oh wait, I should've indicated... the PVR is SaskTel's, not mine, so they'll replace it in full.
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 3477
Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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| Good luck Av and Sask |
Wait, I need luck for that?
Oh wait, I should've indicated... the PVR is SaskTel's, not mine, so they'll replace it in full. |
Yeah I didn't want to sound like a prick wishing Av good luck and not you
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