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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 525
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Going to The Atlantic for hot wings and beers, then to band, where I will not get as shitfaced as I did on Monday.  |
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 2322
Location: Denver
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| Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| skinnem wrote: |
E.L?
If E.L. is not heard from today, I suggest we send in the Mounties!
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If he survived a hot dog dinner with Butch, Blueneck, and Harmy's brother-in-law, then I'm sure he's safe and sound from the burger joint.  |
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 525
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:23 am Post subject: |
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| oh fuck! |
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1783
Location: Fuck tha MTL police
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Call off the search, I'm alive.
I ended up not going, my bro had taken the car and I didn't feel like riding the bus.
I did end up celebrating a friend's birthday yesterday, doing karaoke in the gay village. The place was all separatist gays. They kept doing "Rue Principale" and "Ca fait rire les oiseux" over and over. I did Dolly Parton's "Here You Come Again" and no one knew the song apparently.
This is one of those "Jesus took a dump on your soul" hangovers.
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 2322
Location: Denver
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| Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Here's a natural phenomenon I didn't know about: Volcano Lightning!!! |
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 3477
Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:58 am Post subject: |
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That's cool 
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 525
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm off to go make some volcano lightning in the toilet! |
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PattyLa16
Queen of the Random Thought
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 696
Location: Buffalo, NY
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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The A/C make my ears hurt and my throat itch, but it's horribly uncomfortable without it.
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Lady, people aren't chocolates. But you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. |
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Farang
Chaser, Wearer of Skirts
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 525
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'll answer honestly, sorry guys, but I'd give up watching hockey forever. Sex is waaay to important to me. I don't know how I'd take it if I ever got to the age where my mechanism didn't work anymore. I'll probably end up in a padded cell. Shit.  |
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 2322
Location: Denver
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| PattyLa16 wrote: |
The A/C make my ears hurt and my throat itch, but it's horribly uncomfortable without it.
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You mean it's not snowing there right now...?  |
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PattyLa16
Queen of the Random Thought
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 696
Location: Buffalo, NY
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha ha ha....
No.
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1783
Location: Fuck tha MTL police
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I was recently introduced to the "Guinness Challenge." What a feat of strength and complete idiocy it is.
The challenge is this: a group of friends must drink 3 Guinnesses for breakfast, 3 for lunch, 3 as a late afternoon snack, and 3 for dinner. You can't eat food or any other kind of drink except beer over the duration of the challenge.
If you drink something else, miss a Guinness meal, purposely make yourself puke after every drinking session, or eat food - you lose. The winner is the last person to maintain the Guinness schedule.
The current record holder that I know of is 9 days.
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 3477
Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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| E.L.3000 wrote: |
I was recently introduced to the "Guinness Challenge." What a feat of strength and complete idiocy it is.
The challenge is this: a group of friends must drink 3 Guinnesses for breakfast, 3 for lunch, 3 as a late afternoon snack, and 3 for dinner. You can't eat food or any other kind of drink except beer over the duration of the challenge.
If you drink something else, miss a Guinness meal, purposely make yourself puke after every drinking session, or eat food - you lose. The winner is the last person to maintain the Guinness schedule.
The current record holder that I know of is 9 days. |
Bottle or can? Cans have a bunch more than bottles
This can be summed up by the term "idiocy for the sake of idiocy"
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E.L.3000
Big in Japan
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1783
Location: Fuck tha MTL police
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| Bottle or can? |
Pints. These guys worked at a hotel bar.
Otherwise it would be a can. Who the heck drinks bottled Guinness anyways?
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Bosc Ulrich II
OTP Resident Historian
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 3477
Location: Sweetest lid in the league
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| E.L.3000 wrote: |
| Bosc Ulrich II wrote: |
| Bottle or can? |
Pints. These guys worked at a hotel bar.
Otherwise it would be a can. Who the heck drinks bottled Guinness anyways? |
No idea. I don't think I've ever drank a Guiness in my life either way. They did put it in bottles recently, didn't they?
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skinnem
Poster Girl for OTP
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
Posts: 276
Location: Toronto
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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3 pints for breakfast?
I'd be totalled!
3 pints is a whole night out for me! and that includes drunken-girl flirty-ness. Hmmmm... I wonder if this would help or hurt me at my job?!
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Av-merican
Un-Tenured Professor of Hockey
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 2322
Location: Denver
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| I had a friend who got waaaaaay too snooty with his beer tastes. Absolutely refused to drink watered-down piss like Coors, and from there would drink only Guiness. In about a year's time he gained something like 90 lbs. in one year when before he was in pretty good shape. No fuckin' way would I do that challenge, even if I liked Guiness, which I don't. |
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Hounsy
Reigning King of One-Liners
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 1488
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| I had a friend who got waaaaaay too snooty with his beer tastes. Absolutely refused to drink watered-down piss like Coors, and from there would drink only Guiness. In about a year's time he gained something like 90 lbs. in one year when before he was in pretty good shape. No fuckin' way would I do that challenge, even if I liked Guiness, which I don't. |
Calories per gram of coors light = .303
Calories per gram of Guiness stout= .299
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treebait
The Master of 'Bait
Joined: 08 Jul 2008
Posts: 169
Location: Office Purgatory
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:09 am Post subject: |
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PFFFF... ONE Guinness is like a meal. NO way would any sane person attempt this ridiculousness.
Anyone ever played the Gap game? (It's much easier...and less painful)
Try and walk all the way to the back of a Gap store and back without being approached by an employee. You are allowed to dive out of the way if necessary, but be aware, Gap employees have been equipped with avoidance radar and they will find you if you hide in the racks.
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Jyrki21
Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 2018
Location: Ottawa, ON
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:51 am Post subject: |
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| treebait wrote: |
Anyone ever played the Gap game? (It's much easier...and less painful)
Try and walk all the way to the back of a Gap store and back without being approached by an employee. You are allowed to dive out of the way if necessary, but be aware, Gap employees have been equipped with avoidance radar and they will find you if you hide in the racks. |
My understanding of the game is that you had to touch all four walls -- much more challenging.
In my own experience, it'd be even tougher in Banana Republic.
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