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kylos
Joined: 19 Nov 2007
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| Raymond impressed me with his speed in his first stint. At the time I was super pissed that Ritchie and Isbister were getting the time over RAymond and Shannon. |
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Tuzer
No longer Croozing
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 973
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Raymond impressed me with his speed in his first stint. At the time I was super pissed that Ritchie and Isbister were getting the time over RAymond and Shannon. |
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Cannots Luvah
Mike Weaver jersey on order
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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They played the sound clip from that show
After she says "I met Mason Raymond , left wing for the Vancouver Canucks!.." somebody responds after a short pause " whats the complete opposite of name dropping?" |
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Jyrki21
Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 2018
Location: Ottawa, ON
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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I want to see this clip! Someone force someone to put it on Youtube!
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Jyrki21
Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 2018
Location: Ottawa, ON
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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OK, I got a hold of the episode as an .avi file... I have no idea how to extract anything from them, but I crudely did an audio recording of the relevant part.
Enjoy it here!
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MrBumpnGrind
Illegitimate Luongo Child
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 352
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:46 am Post subject: |
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| which episode is this? number wise? ive downloaded the past 4 cause i've missed them! |
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Jyrki21
Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 2018
Location: Ottawa, ON
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:51 am Post subject: |
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"S03E11"
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1962
Location: I'm here, aren't I?
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:50 am Post subject: |
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Little-known factoids about Roberto Luongo, courtesy of DCJipney...
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1. Roberto Luongo does not sleep. He waits.
2. Superman owns a pair of Roberto Luongo pajamas.
3. Roberto Luongo isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Roberto Luongo.
4. Roberto Luongo has counted to infinity - twice.
5. When Roberto Luongo does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
6. Roberto Luongo recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
7. Roberto Luongo can build a snowman out of rain.
8. When Roberto Luongo has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
9. Roberto Luongo's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Roberto Luongo.
10. Roberto Luongo can speak braille.
11. Roberto Luongo's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
12. Roberto Luongo can slam revolving doors.
13. Roberto Luongo can delete the Recycling Bin.
14. Roberto Luongo once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
15. Roberto Luongo can kill two stones with one bird.
16. Roberto Luongo is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right pads.
17. Roberto Luongo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
18. Roberto Luongo can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
19. A cobra once bit Roberto Luongo's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
20. Roberto Luongo's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Roberto Luongo will not take crap from anyone.
21. Roberto Luongo doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
22. Roberto Luongo doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
23. When Roberto Luongo enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
24. Jesus walked on water. Roberto Luongo swam through land.
25. Roberto Luongo once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
26. The only time Roberto Luongo was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
27. Roberto Luongo uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
28. The only way to score on Roberto Luongo is to travel back in time. Too bad he can travel back in time too.
29. If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Roberto Luongo.
30. Giraffes were created when Roberto Luongo uppercutted a horse.
31. Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Roberto Luongo during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
32. The only time a puck gets behind Roberto Luongo is when he eats it first and craps it out.
33. Roberto Luongo once arm wrestled Superman. The deal was the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
34. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that the spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Roberto Luongo and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
35. The Titanic didn't sink when it hit an iceberg, it sank when it hit Roberto Luongo doing laps of the Atlantic Ocean.
36. Roberto Luongo finished the song that never ends.
37. Roberto Luongo touched MC hammer.
38. Roberto Luongo can beat a mirror in a staring contest.
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1962
Location: I'm here, aren't I?
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Well, they did pretty well (3-3-2) over this 8 game "road trip" considering the circumstances:
- No Luongo for the 5 of the last 8 games
- No BXA, and injuries to Luongo, BMo, and Cowan
- Lineup includes a flu bug that hit Kesler "at both ends" - others, too, no doubt
- Rookies Raymond, Jaffray don't look completely out of place...
- My boy Edler continues to shine taking a regular shift as well as PP time
... and still, they are tied for first in the NW (four points separate first and fifth in the NW).
Bad news is the red-hot Devils and Marty Brodeur are in town next. 
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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The schedule and results at the top of this thread have now been updated (as of 12/18/2007). Write your congressman if you don't like it.
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Jyrki21
Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 2018
Location: Ottawa, ON
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| Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:39 am Post subject: |
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The coloring on newspaper photographs is so often weird. The Canucks usually seemed to have neon red stripes and Smurf blue on black on their 1997-2007 unis instead of dark blue, normal blue and that deep red.
Here, we see a still of Roberto Luongo's cameo in Tron:
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Cannots Luvah
Mike Weaver jersey on order
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1148
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| Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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Did anyone go to the Skills Comp? anyhoo , only saw photos but they made Mike Weaver captain of the white team , I thought was hilarious ! and a great sign of the chemistry on the team nowadays. Love how Weaver embraces the McDonalds Skills Comp Cup! lol.. awesome!
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:24 am Post subject: |
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| Cannots Luvah wrote: |
| Did anyone go to the Skills Comp? anyhoo , only saw photos but they made Mike Weaver captain of the white team , I thought was hilarious ! and a great sign of the chemistry on the team nowadays. Love how Weaver embraces the McDonalds Skills Comp Cup! lol.. awesome! |
Good write-up of the skills competition.
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the New Cunning Linguist
Like a good neighbor, only better
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:58 am Post subject: |
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Wow... Henrik really needs to get some more sun.
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Cannots Luvah
Mike Weaver jersey on order
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1148
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| Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| the good news for Vancouver fans is Luongo is declining the All Star Game to spend time with his prego wife in Ft. Lauderdale. |
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Jyrki21
Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Location: Ottawa, ON
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Cannots Luvah
Mike Weaver jersey on order
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1148
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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I heart Pam.. caz of stuff like that. She's a genuine BC Girl and Vancouver sports fan. She owns a home on the Island and the word is that she's always planned to retire back home when her looks start to fade.
Anyhoo... Canucks claim Kris Beech off waivers. A few years too late from when I really would've liked this pick up. BC boy , big centre but unfortunately just a depth guy now...but we can always cross our fingers for the late bloomer.
oh and Henrik was named to the All Star team , not Daniel.. they were split up!!!!! |
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Jyrki21
Rebel Sell + Moneyball = Life
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 2018
Location: Ottawa, ON
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Cannots Luvah wrote: |
| I heart Pam.. caz of stuff like that. She's a genuine BC Girl and Vancouver sports fan. |
It would be perverse if she wasn't, considering she owes her lucrative career 100% to the BC Lions. 
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| Anyhoo... Canucks claim Kris Beech off waivers. A few years too late from when I really would've liked this pick up. BC boy , big centre but unfortunately just a depth guy now... |
There are a number of ways to spin it:
"Canucks continue to stockpile underachieving, formerly highly touted Capitals' prospects" [Baumgartner, Ouellet]
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"Canuck fans want Kyle Beach, say hello to Kris Beech!"
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"Legendarily underachieving BC centerman returns home for final rally to save career"
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| oh and Henrik was named to the All Star team , not Daniel.. they were split up!!!!! |
I expected only one of them to go -- but I thought it would be Daniel! He's having a particularly good season, and there's proportionately less competition at wing.
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saskhab
'03-'04 Goalie Profiles Coming Soon!
Joined: 17 Oct 2007
Posts: 3841
Location: Saskatoon!
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Pam crossed the picket line to appear on Leno? Guess that makes sense as a bi-polar BC political mind (pro-PETA but anti-union).
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